Daniel Radcliffe: A Muggle In Bed
(Sketch opens with Daniel Radcliffe in bed with a girl.)
(Sketch opens with Daniel Radcliffe in bed with a girl.)
While at a young, hot and powerful people party, Michelle Obama drunkenly blurted out to Lauren Conrad, of the MTV show The Hills, that Barack Obama has a 6-inch penis. While this is close to the average national penis size, it was widely believed that Barack Obama had a giant shlong.
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