The funniest joke of all time is not actually a joke. It is always funny.
Always. In fact, if you don’t find this joke funny you should be put into an insane asylum and locked up. Yeah, the joke is that funny. Any guesses? Knock knock….no, so a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar…of course not. No, the funniest joke of all time is nudity. Naked people. It’s always funny. So I was making pancakes the other day…..ok. So I was making pancakes the other day, naked…..I just pissed myself laughing. The nudity joke extends to all forms of life. Going to class naked, washing clothes naked, drinking water naked, shopping for clothes naked, playing Diablo 2 naked, reading TCM naked…..it’s always funny. Well, there is one exception, one place where being naked is not funny. Of course I am referring to a late night rendezvous with a member of the opposite sex. I suppose in that case being naked is implied…but the joke is easily fixable, so I was getting it on with this girl the other day, and guess what, I had clothes on! Ok, so maybe that doesn’t work. But it doesn’t change the fact that a naked human being is the funniest thing on this earth. Being naked allows normally routine and lame things to be funnier than every Will Ferrell movie ever made and added together, then multiplied by infinity. If I told you I wrote an English paper last night, you would probably be pissed that I wasted my breath telling you that, but, if I told you I wrote an English paper last night completely naked, you would start laughing immediately. Nudity is like humor on performance enhancing drugs. Rosie O’Donnell would actually be funny if she did her stand-up naked. Actually, umm….if Rosie O’Donnell actually was naked humanity would end immediately as the force from her clothes hitting the floor would create an earthquake that would shatter the earth’s core instantaneously. But, again, I digress. Nudity is funny. Writing this article for TCM….kind of funny. Writing this article for TCM completely naked…..
The funniest joke of all time is not actually a joke. It is always funny.