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 What the hell, Roger Goodell? How many chances are you going to give to Pacman Jones?
The guy is being investigated on two attempted murder charges, and he is still a player in the NFL. But, hey man, it’s cool. Everyone deserves, what, 13 chances? Honest to god, it seems Pacman is seeing how many times he can be arrested before he gets banned from the NFL. It’s a fun game he likes to play. Hell, he plays getting arrested better than he does man-to-man coverage. When Pacman came on the scene as a Titan it seemed like he was going to be a good player. But all that changed with his arrests. Why couldn’t they guy came stay out of trouble? Let’s see make millions of dollars, or go to jail? Yeah recovering dropped soap in prison showers is much more attractive than playing the sport you love on national television every Sunday. Another surprising thing is that Pacman is always getting in trouble at strip clubs. Hey Pacman, are you really so ugly you can’t get a lap dance outside of a strip club? You are a professional football player with a nice house and lots of money, and you have to go pay Shanequia sliding up and down a pole to have some fun. That’s ridiculous, even fat ass offensive lineman have good looking girlfriends. There were reports of Pacman “making it rain” with dollar bills on strippers in a Vegas Gentlemen’s club. And when he went to get his mass amounts of dollar bills back, he got belligerent and hit her. Pacman, I’m 17 and I can’t even get into a strip club, and I know if you throw money at a girl she gets to keep it. Common sense, home boy. But hey man, lucky you Jerry Jones, Cowboys owner, picked you up when no one else would. Lucky you Roger Goodell is the biggest hypocrite in America. Now, money man Jerry Jones released you. Jerry Jones would sign OJ Simpson coming out of prison, and he released you. Good luck finding a team Pacman. We all know you won’t. And that is exactly what you deserve. |