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 College men everywhere have one credo. One single rule. They chant their mantra in dark dormitory rooms and in the basements of fraternity houses across all fifty states: "Let each and every one of us get laid tonight."
But most college men know that accomplishing this task is much more difficult that it may originally seem. Sure, if your willing to go home with the girl who recently put on the freshman twenty-five, or the girl who is seven feet tall, your probably going to get some. What if, like most college men, you desire a sexual specimen? A looker. A bombshell. A girl in a top sorority house who’s breath smells like minty freshness even when she wakes up in the morning. Whos assets are well endowed like Warren Buffet’s portfolio? If you desire the girl that everyone wants, what then? Dr. Dave’s got the solution. I have laid out my pickup philosophy in three simple steps that will make even the lowliest of nerdlings have some game. Step 1: Always make fun of a girl. I don’t mean like in the 7th grade, tell her she’s fat fashion. Making fun of a woman needs to be done carefully, because you don’t want to offend her such that she proceeds to slap you silly instead of going home with you. The way in which you need to tease a girl must be done with a playful tone, exhibiting a sexual nuanced subtlety, and making fun of qualities that are not incredibly degrading. Pay attention to the little things about the girl you have just met. Is her hair all messed up? Is she incredibly intoxicated (if so skip the rest of the steps and grab her hand and lead her out of the bar)? What flaws can you find about her that you can use to show her you're paying close attention to her? BE PLAYFUL. Being an ass works sometimes on some women, but your best bet is always to be the guy who loves to have fun. Step 2: Show that you’re a leader. This can be done differently depending on the context. In a bar setting, constantly say hello to others you know in the bar. Demonstrate to your target that you’re a well-liked guy and that people know you. This will make her feel more comfortable, and create a desire to know you as well. Weave details into your stories that demonstrate alpha male qualities. Never tell a woman how awesome you think you are. Instead, lead her to that conclusion by the way in which you carry yourself, and the details in the stories you tell her. Step 3: Include her friends in the dialogue. Don’t hit on her friends directly in front of her, this will turn her off. However by including the entire group instead of just singling her out, she feels more at ease. This is especially critical if you just met a girl and she is sticking close to her group of friends. If you can tell a joke or a story that has the entire group giggling, your likely to have an easier time getting her to leave her group to go home with you. The art of the pickup is a complicated one. Start with these steps and you will begin to watch your game transform over time. Good luck boys. More to come from Dr. Dave shortly…
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