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.jpg) (Sketch opens with Daniel Radcliffe in bed with a girl.)
Girl-Oh Harry, Sexpelliarmus! Use your wand! Sexpelliarmus! Radcliffe (mildly upset)-How many times do I have to tell you? My name is Daniel. I just play Harry Potter. And I can't actually do magic. That's not even a fucking spell. Girl-Come on you seeker. Find my golden snitch. Radcliffe (pretty angry now)-Stop fucking calling me Harry. And I don't have a broom. So how could I find it anyway? Girl (pointing at Harry's genital area)-Wingardium levioso! Come on, get it up! Radcliffe (furious)-Get out! Get out! Girl (confused)-Is it your scar, Harry? What's a matter? Do we need to go to Madame Pomfrey? Radcliffe (livid)-Get out of my fucking bed! |