-Of course, weed would be legal. And medicinal marijuana would forever be seen as pussy shit. -He would barely survive an accidental self-assassination attempt. 

-Universal welfare would be adopted under the Weezy “A Milli Here, A Milli There” Program.

-All State of the Union addresses would be given once, and then remixed a week later, featuring T-Pain.

-He would declare War on Whack.

-Weezy’s cabinet would not be filled with individuals. Just cough syrup.

 -Universal healthcare would be enacted, except for snitches. After much lobbying, snitches would receive a limited healthcare program known simply as “Snitches Get Stitches”.

 -Foreign policy would focus on importing that sweet Amsterdam herb.

 -He would replace the “m” and “e” in America with “f”. Africa. Oh yeah.

-Inauguration Day: 4/20. Yeah.

-4/20 would also become National Just Be Chill Dude Come On Man Day.