2) Read War and Peace, The Iliad, and The Old Man and the Sea

3) Stay on reasonable schedule, wake up by 1p.m.

4) Help with family chores (they are paying your housing and food)

5) Pick up bitches

6) Learn how to cook at least 3 decent meals for next semester

7) Get tan at the pool

8) Pick up impressive new hobby like guitar or juggling

9) Get first 8 weeks of reading done for fall classes

10) Attend some truly wild parties


Your Summer Reality:

1) Bring your relationship with Bud Light to a new level

2) Watch about 137 law and order episodes

3) Accidentally become nocturnal, piss off mother

4) Forget to take out trash like mother asked

5) Call ex-girlfriend, ask if she justs want to hang out as friends

6) Eat an entire box of Cheese-Its in one sitting

7) Go only 5 minutes of your day without AC ( in between car and destination)

8) Perfect blunt rolling skills

9) Drop Critical Analysis of Chaucer for Intro to Film

10) Your friend's parents leave for one night but everyone else has work in the morning