10) An argument is a claim plus a warrant.
9) No food, not even Oreo ice cream cake, is still good after eating it for the 4,952,167th time.
8) When thinking about joining a frat: Rush is the recruiting week, Bids are offers to join a house, and Pledge Semester is when you get pooped on for a month until you are initiated.
7) Anybody named Wei, Lu, or Tsui is smarter than you.
6) The professors are actually terrible at teaching. High school teachers are way better.
5) The freshman 15 is a myth.
4) Doing laundry really, really, really… really sucks. Thanks for all that hard work over the years mom.
3) Facebook is a dementor that lives on the internet.
2) Parties are an opportunity to see the kids you actually have a chance to beat on next week’s midterm.
1) Life is way too short.
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