If you are in college and you are a man, you will be nodding your head in agreement with most of the things on this list.  Enjoy.

1) Class is for pussies.

2) Thursday is the best day of the week.

3) The study lounge should be renamed “Place To Go When I’m Wasted.”

4) Campus Police is for show.

6) 2 hours of sleep on the bathroom floor is plenty.

7) Communications majors are hot.

8) Theater majors are not.

9) No holiday is too insignificant to warrant a party.

11) Techno is the shit.

12) Marijuana makes a fine houseplant.

13) 80’s parties are gay.

14) That guy with the unbuttoned shirt is gay.

15) That guy wearing sunglasses is gay.

16) People who complain about A-‘s because they wanted A’s should get back on the boat.

18) TCM’s 10 commandants for every college man are fly.

19) Girls who aren’t Horny Drunks are wasting alcohol.

20) People who sit in the front row are cheating.

21) “What was your name again?”

22) Fat chicks are mean.

23) If forced to choose between sex with Rosie O’Donnell and sex with this, you will choose the latter for it will not complain about being hungry the next morning.

24) If forced to choose between sex with your best friend's girlfriend and sex with your best friend’s younger sister, you will choose death.